RUNDOWN

Mitch and Hotshot Scott open Episode 405 with a painful trip down memory lane to Mitch’s school days at the Benjamin School before comparing those childhood punishments to Seattle’s humiliating loss to Chicago. They question Mike Macdonald’s coaching, Brian Fleury’s predictable offense, Sam Darnold’s struggles and Grey Zabel’s regression before examining the Seahawks’ remaining playoff path.

Mitch and Jacson dissect Seattle’s embarrassing Monday night loss to Chicago, questioning a disastrous offensive line and Brian Fleury’s predictable play-calling. Jacson compares Fleury’s struggles to Ryan Grubb’s failed tenure and predicts another one-and-done offensive coordinator.

Rick Neuheisel joins Mitch riding a 7–2 betting streak and recounting his humiliating Halloween costume on CBS before celebrating USC’s victory over Ohio State. They examine Florida State’s coaching vacancy, Demond Williams Jr.’s heroics against Nebraska and Washington’s quarterback dilemma before previewing a loaded college football weekend.

Jason Puckett’s innocent question about Dan Marino unleashes one of Mitch’s wildest broadcasting stories. Mitch recalls discovering that a Miami Dolphins PR employee impersonated linebacker John Offerdahl during a radio interview, earning him a promised favor from team executive Harvey Greene. When Greene later ignores Mitch’s request for a Marino interview, the story erupts into a heated confrontation on Super Bowl Radio Row, leaving Hugh Millen in hysterics and Mitch permanently blacklisted by his favorite NFL franchise.

GUESTS

  • Jacson Bevens | Seahawks Analyst, Cigar Thoughts
  • Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Dallas Renegades Head Coach & Former Washington Head Coach
  • Jason Puckett | PuckSports

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | Seahawks Taken to the Woodshed in Monday Night Meltdown

26:27 | Seahawks No-Table: Seahawks Humiliated in Chicago as Brian Fleury’s Future Comes Into Question

43:30 | Rick Neuheisel: USC Stuns Ohio State, Washington’s Quarterback Drama & a Wild Playoff Race

1:09:47 | Mitch & Puck: Dan Marino, a Fake NFL Interview & Mitch’s Lifetime Dolphins Ban

1:25:29 | OTHER STUFF: Washington’s quarterback controversy involving Demond Williams Jr. and Jedd Fisch, Chris Lawson’s miraculous fourth-down touchdown catch, Mariners managerial finalists Joe Espada and Jason Kanzler, Andrés Muñoz’s exercised option and Victor Robles’ declined option, Randy Arozarena and J.P. Crawford entering free agency, Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson breakup rumors, Baker Mayfield’s zero-completion victory over Atlanta, Ric Flair’s recovery from surgery, former Husky Jonah Coleman’s heroics against Kansas City, Chiefs signing Justin Tucker, Kordell Stewart’s Slash and Burn documentary, Paul Pierce’s financial troubles HEADLINES Strongman pulls a car with his penis while dressed as Michael Myers, scientists design a splash-free urinal, AI safety expert stops saving for retirement over fears of human extinction, New Hampshire trucker arrested with 170 bottles of beer in his cab RIPS Dan Doornink (70), June Jones (73), Patrick Stewart (86), Susan Saint James (80), DJ Tuiasosopo (16)

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