RUNDOWN

Whoops, did Hotshot Scott accidentally suggest to start an OnlyFans for his daughter’s car fund? Hotel Wi-Fi sucks. And what about Shreveport, Louisiana? Mitch and Hotshot dive into the frustrations of watching NFL playoffs without the Seahawks, who are instead grappling with coaching changes.

Seahawks No-Table *offseason edition* analyzes the decision to fire offensive coordinator Ryan Grubb after just one year. The discussion explores philosophical differences with head coach Mike McDonald and the team’s lack of a consistent offensive identity. The conversation pivots to the Seahawks’ future, debating whether they’ve made significant progress under McDonald, the viability of trading Geno Smith, and lingering concerns over Seattle’s front office and roster construction.

In the Mariners No-Table segment of Episode 318, Mitch, Joe Doyle, and Brady Farkas dissect Seattle’s puzzlingly quiet offseason. With zero significant spending and minimal roster adjustments, frustrations mount over missed opportunities to strengthen the team.

Mitch Levy and Rick Neuheisel analyze Ohio State’s resurgence, Notre Dame’s defensive dominance, and the nuances of college football’s marquee moments, including questionable coaching decisions and pivotal plays from the Cotton Bowl.

GUESTS

• Seahawks No-Table | Brady Henderson (ESPN Seahawks Insider) & Jacson Bevens (Cigar Thoughts)

• Mariners No-Table | Joe Doyle (Over Slot) & Brady Farkas (Sports Illustrated Now M’s Editor)

• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Analyst

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:07 | From OnlyFans to Shreveport: Mitch and Hotshot Tackle Wi-Fi Scams and Sports Trivia

11:43 | Clip of the Week: Jason La Canfora; QB Conundrum: Geno’s Value, Trade Rumors, and Cousins Comparisons—Is $45M the New Norm?

20:31 | Seahawks’ Mediocrity Playbook: New Coach, Same Old Problems

40:01 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table Brady Henderson (ESPN Seahawks Insider) & Jacson Bevens (Cigar Thoughts) – Grubb’s Firing, Geno’s Future, and a Mediocre Middle Ground

1:06:09 | GUEST: Mariners No-Table | Joe Doyle (Over Slot) & Brady Farkas (Sports Illustrated Now M’s Editor) Mariners Offseason: Zero Spending, Endless Frustration, and a Castillo Conundrum

1:28:40 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel (CBS College Analyst) Neuheisel’s Take: Buckeyes Set to Blitz Notre Dame in Title Showdown

1:59:09 | The Other Stuff Segment: Ohio State vs. Notre Dame: College Football Championship •Underdog rooting dilemma: Fans struggle choosing favorites •Penn State vs. Texas: Exciting semifinal games •Steelers offseason moves: Russell Wilson free agency •Mike Vrabel Patriots return: Coaching change speculation •Bill Belichick Twitter debut: Unexpected online presence •Justin Verlander career move: Giants sign aging pitcher •Scott Servais Padres role: Mariners manager transition •Deshaun Watson injury: Achilles re-rupture recovery • RIPS Sam Moore Soul legend remembered, Bill McCartney 1990 National Champion coach, Peter Yarrow Folk icon from ’60s. • Headlines: Polish general controversy: Anti-tank mines misplaced. AI likeness sale: Adult star innovates workload. MRI mishap humor: Butt plug ER incident. No Trousers Tube Ride: Annual London event returns.

RUNDOWN

Mitch and Hotshot launch into 2025 with reflections on their laid-back New Year’s celebrations, a spirited rundown of TV favorites like Man on the Inside, and lively discussions on sports headlines, from Jim Larrañaga’s surprise NIL-driven retirement to Kenny Dillingham owning Arizona State’s playoff heartbreak. They dive deep into the Seahawks’ offseason, debating Geno Smith’s future, the potential of drafting rookie J.J. McCarthy, and the critical need to rebuild the offensive line to elevate the team’s prospects.

The Seahawks’ No-Table takes a closer look at the team’s 10-7 season, spotlighting Geno Smith’s clutch finale, contract dilemmas, DK Metcalf’s role, and the urgent push to strengthen the offensive line to maximize young talent.

Rick Neuheisel critiques the college football playoff structure, unpacks targeting controversies, highlights standout bowl performances, and predicts Penn State upsetting Notre Dame, Ohio State covering against Texas, and fireworks in the Cotton Bowl.

The Kraken No-Table examines Seattle’s disappointing midseason slump, with slim playoff odds, uneven development of prospects like Matty Beniers and Shane Wright, baffling personnel moves such as Chandler Stephenson’s costly contract, and mounting pressure on GM Ron Francis—all while fans remain surprisingly loyal.

GUESTS

• Seahawks No-Table | Brady Henderson (ESPN Seahawks Insider) & Jacson Bevens (Cigar Thoughts)

• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Analyst

• Kraken No-Table | RJ Eskinos and Dylan Travers (Emerald City Hockey)

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:07 | Happy New Year!

11:11 | Clip of the Week: Jim Larrañaga retires

13:52 | Clip of the Week: Kenny Dillingham owning Arizona State’s playoff heartbreak

19:05 | Seahawks in the Offseason Hot Seat: Gino Smith’s Future, Draft Debates, and O-Line Overhauls

39:10 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table Brady Henderson (ESPN Seahawks Insider) & Jacson Bevens (Cigar Thoughts) – Seahawks Season Wrap-Up: Grit, Geno, and Offseason Questions

1:11:23 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel (CBS College Analyst) College Football’s Big Questions: Playoff Format, Targeting Controversies, and Bowl Picks

1:41:53 | GUEST: RJ Eskinos and Dylan Travers (Emerald City Hockey); Kraken Crumble: Seattle’s Playoff Hopes Sink Amid Personnel Questions

2:02:19 | The Other Stuff Segment: Dallas Cowboys kicker mishap, college football playoffs predictions, Ohio State’s recent performance, Texas and Ohio State geography advantage, SEC vs Big Ten dynamics, Shohei Ohtani’s family announcement, Tennessee Titans NFL draft position, Titans’ record against the spread, LeBron James’ son Bryce’s commitment to Arizona, Jalen McMillan’s NFL rookie performance, Shedeur Sanders’ pre-bowl game spending, college football player wealth discussion, “Breaking Bad” house for sale, Brady Bunch house mention, RIPs: Jimmy Carter, Greg Gumbel, Linda Lavin, Aaron Brown, Sonny Smart, Headlines: Bourbon Street truck attack remembrance, Lenny Randall’s MLB antics, Jeff Baena’s passing, Jocelyn Wildenstein’s life story, UK man arrested for helmet incident, Russian fines for “gay appearance,” Guinness World Record for stopping fans with tongue, Florida Pornhub ban.