RUNDOWN

Mitch solves last week’s “mafia lookalike” mystery — listeners decide he’s a dead ringer for The Sopranos’ Michael Imperioli. The guys riff through Goodfellas lore, Seahawks’ second straight blowout win, and Von Miller’s hilarious regret about choosing Washington over Seattle (“it’s like turning down a girl who became a movie star”).

Heartfelt condolences to the family of Lenny Wilkens, celebrating the Hall of Famer’s legacy as both player and coach — and his decades as the Pacific Northwest’s ultimate basketball statesman. Then it’s back to football as the guys revel in another stress-free Seahawks blowout, highlighted by two identical sack-fumble touchdowns from Tyrese Knight and DeMarcus Lawrence.

Mitch welcomes back Brady Henderson and Jacson Bevens for another Seahawks No-Table after a 44-22 dismantling of the Cardinals. The crew marvels at a team that suddenly looks like a legitimate Super Bowl contender, while debating the sloppy second half and the emerging run-game breakthrough. They dig into injury updates on Ernest Jones, and Jarran Reed, the trade for Rashid Shaheed, and the defense’s uncanny “next-man-up” magic under Mike Macdonald.

Mitch reconnects with Rick Neuheisel, presented by Taco Time Northwest, to unpack a wild week in college football — starting with Washington’s shocking collapse in Madison. Rick calls it a “disaster,” offers perspective on Jed Fisch’s road woes, and shares how leadership, not logistics, separates winners from whiners. From there, the conversation races across the national landscape: Penn State’s heartbreak at Happy Valley, Texas Tech’s oil-fueled rise, and which Group of Five team might crash the playoff. Then Neuheisel dives into Lincoln Riley’s number-swap trickery — calling it “legal but unethical” — before handing out Taco Time honors.

Mitch reconvenes the Seattle Kraken No-Table with RJ Eskanos and Dylan Travers of Emerald City Hockey for the team’s first check-in of the season. Despite a solid early record and a near-top Pacific Division standing, the panel wonders how sustainable it really is. RJ notes that the offense remains among the league’s weakest, while Dylan credits new head coach Lane Lambert for installing a defense-first system that maximizes effort and structure.

GUESTS

• Brady Henderson | Seahawks Insider, ESPN
• Jacson Bevens | Writer, Cigar Thoughts
• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Former Head Coach & Rose Bowl Champion
• RJ Eskanos | Co-Founder, Emerald City Hockey
• Dylan Travers | Analyst, Emerald City Hockey

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | From Mafia Mitch to Cher in Fresno — Episode 357 Starts with a Bang

14:40 | BEAT THE BOYS – Register at MitchUnfiltered.com

19:20 | From Lenny’s Legacy to Mr. Playoffs: Seahawks Roll to 7–2 and Dream of the NFC’s Top Seed

35:17 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table; Déjà Vu Defense: Two Scoop-and-Scores, a Surging Run Game, and Seattle’s NFC Statement Win

57:53 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel; Disaster in Madison, Trickery in L.A., and Oil-Money Football: Rick Neuheisel Dares to Dip

1:29:42 | GUEST: Kraken No-Table; Effort, Defense, and a Little Luck: Can the Kraken Keep Floating Above the Ice?

1:49:57 | Other Stuff Segment: Sydney Sweeney’s boyfriend “Scooter”, Mariners free agency (Josh Naylor, Eugenio Suárez, Mitch Garver, bullpen decisions), debate on re-signing Suárez vs. internal options, Matt Kalil divorce/CamSoda “offer” saga, USC’s Sam Huard fake-punt jersey trick, Mark Sanchez fired by FOX & replaced by Drew Brees, Erik Spoelstra house fire note, Antonio Brown arrest & attempted murder charges, Indiana volleyball assistant coach gambling infractions, Guardians pitchers betting scandal & “is everything rigged?” angst RIPs: Mia Hammond (21-year-old Washington women’s soccer goalkeeper), Paul Tagliabue (former NFL commissioner), Marshawn Kneeland (Cowboys DE, 24), Victor Conte (BALCO figure), Dick Cheney (former U.S. Vice President), Diane Ladd (Oscar-nominated actress) HEADLINES: Donald Trump “deny visas to fat people” bit, Dave Ramsey’s “15–20 houses for God” rant, Kim Kardashian underwear with built-in pubic hair, Matt Kalil “two Coke cans” closer gag

RUNDOWN

Is Mitch secretly a MOBSTER? The guys ride the high of a Seahawks blowout while fretting an Earnest Jones IV injury and torching D.C.’s awful turf, then rip through birthday/lore nuggets. An unforgettable World Series finish, seen through a Seattle lens—taking petty joy in Toronto’s collapse while admitting Game 7 (and the under-discussed, error-filled Game 6) will haunt Mariners fans for years. Then it’s all Seahawks: a near-perfect beatdown in D.C., vintage throwback uniforms, and why John Schneider should chase help at WR/OL/LB before the deadline.

Mitch, Brady, and Jacson break down Seattle’s 38–14 primetime rout of Washington — a game where both sides of the ball finally clicked. They discuss Sam Darnold’s near-perfect night (one of only four 97+ QBRs in the NFL this season — three belonging to him), Mike Macdonald’s astounding 11–1 road record, and the play-calling brilliance driving the offense.

Rick Neuheisel joins Mitch to break down a wild week in college football — from the bloated buyouts fueling a $160 million coaching carousel to Washington’s unlikely playoff path. The two dive into quarterback drama, “alma mater alimony,” and the rise of dual-threat sensation Demond Williams, before wrapping with Taco Time’s weekly honors — including a nod to Oklahoma’s kicker and his unforgettable Daisy Duke game-day look.
Christian Caple joins Mitch to assess the Huskies’ 6–2 season and the playoff math that could still put Washington in the 12-team field if they run the table. He breaks down the defense’s ability to hang with Oregon, the tricky stretch at UCLA, and how Jed Fish’s success could make him a hot-commodity coach with a star quarterback in tow.

GUESTS

• Brady Henderson | Seahawks Insider, ESPN
• Jacson Bevens | Writer, Cigar Thoughts
• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Former Head Coach & Rose Bowl Champion
• Christian Caple | UW Football Insider, On Montlake

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | Mitch Gets Mistaken for a Mobster, Hotshot’s Arrest-Video Obsession, and a Giddy Seahawks Sunday

20:12 | BEAT THE BOYS – Register at MitchUnfiltered.com

27:48 | Mariners Heartbreak, Dodgers Relief, and a Seahawks Surge with Trade-Deadline Stakes

46:58 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table; Seahawks Dominate in D.C. — Darnold’s Surge, McDonald’s Mastery, and a 6–2 Statement

1:09:20 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel; on the Coaching Carousel, Playoff Chaos, and the Short Shorts Heard ‘Round the Nation

1:41:08 | GUEST: Christian Caple: on Washington’s Playoff Chances, Jed Fish’s Future, and the Rise of Demond Williams Jr.

2:04:56 | Other Stuff Segment: NFL 68-yard field goal record (JAX kicker Cam Little), NBA gambling/poker scandal (prop bets, x-ray glasses, star player tax lien), Pittsburgh radio host loses bet and gets nipple piercings, Scott Woodward’s AD buyout saga (Jimbo Fisher, Brian Kelly, LSU governor, Woodward payout), Robert Englund gets Hollywood Walk of Fame star (Freddy Krueger story), Adrian Peterson’s latest DWI and weapon arrest, Phil Mickelson insider-info case echoes 2016 SEC probe, RIPs: Bob Trumpy — Bengals TE/longtime NBC broadcaster (80), Carol Davis — Raiders co-owner, widow of Al Davis (93), Yoervis Medina — former Mariners/Cubs pitcher (37), Nick Mangold — former Jets center (41), Ace Frehley — original KISS guitarist, Dwayne Roberts — inventor of the frozen burrito (88), HEADLINEs: Breathing through our butts proven safe — Mitch Levy’s been talking out his ass for years, GQ says “Nut Maxers” aim for maximum output — I was hoping it was a candy bar, MSN reports boob jobs are shrinking — so no more inflation, Detroit cop appears pantless in court — didn’t stand up well, Customers sue On shoes for squeaks — my mom should’ve sued my dad first.