RUNDOWN

From Easter brawls over Sephora to dueling Survivor vocals, Episode 331 hits the nostalgic highs before hammering down on the Mariners’ electric resurgence and the Kraken’s collapse. Mitch and Hotshot cover the rise of Cal Raleigh, the mystery of Julio’s slump, and how Rowdy Tellez suddenly became a cult hero.

Golf writer Gabby Herzig joins to share her surreal experience playing Augusta National just hours after covering Rory’s Grand Slam drama. Meanwhile, the Kraken No-Table reveals harsh truths about management, future prospects, and the team’s steep ticket discounts as fans eye the looming NBA return.

GUESTS

• Joe Doyle | MLB Draft Analyst, Over Slot
• Brady Farkas | Refuse to Lose Podcast

• Gabby Herzig | Golf Writer, The Athletic
• RJ Eskin | Emerald City Hockey

• Dylan Traver | Emerald City Hockey

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | Aurora trivia, Chick Hearn origin story, David Bickler, and NBA expansion teaser from Adam Silver
17:59 | Survivor hits, Easter reflections, and the Mariners’ 88-win pace and offensive eruption
31:07 | GUEST: Mariners No-Table (Joe Doyle & Brady Farkas) – Julio’s struggles, Cal’s power, face-of-franchise debate, and out-on-a-limb predictions
59:53 | GUEST: Gabby Herzig (The Athletic) – Covering Rory’s heartbreak, then playing Augusta the next morning
1:26:35 | GUEST: Kraken No-Table (Emerald City Hockey) – Ron Francis returns, offseason options, ticket price slash, and NBA competition
1:48:16 | The Other Stuff Segment: Pete Carroll teaching at USC, Tom Brady guest lecturing, Travis Hunter NFL ultimatum, Dion Sanders retiring jerseys, Shohei Ohtani’s baby, Baylor basketball team fully entering transfer portal, women’s tennis body odor controversy, Aaron Donald restraining order, Bill Belichick’s girlfriend enters Miss Maine, Bill Gates sells unused $644M super yacht, Lee Corso retiring from College GameDay, Missouri State player Tarick McGee dies, Don Hasselbeck dies, Wink Martindale dies, Bomb threat on cruise ship over pet-sitting, Belgian teens smuggling ants, Virginia state flag banned in Texas, Inaugural sperm race announced RIPs: Tarick McGee – Missouri State football player, died of accidental gunshot wound at age 21, Don Hasselbeck – Former NFL tight end and father of Matt and Tim Hasselbeck, died at 70, Wink Martindale – Legendary TV game show host, died at 91 Headlines: Man sends cruise ship bomb threat to avoid pet-sitting girlfriend’s animals, Belgian teens arrested with 5,000 smuggled ants, Virginia state flag banned in Texas over exposed breast on seal, Inaugural sperm racing announced, featuring USC vs UCLA swimmers.

RUNDOWN

From James Ingram trivia to a Masters rollercoaster and a red-hot Mariners rebound, episode 330 delivers a whirlwind of stories. Mitch and Hotshot Scott open with a nostalgic trip through R&B ballads before diving into Seattle’s miraculous four-game win streak and Rory McIlroy’s chaotic yet historic Masters win. Ken Green offers unfiltered commentary on Augusta drama, followed by a jubilant Mariners No-Table with Joe Doyle and Brady Farkas, who try to stay cautiously optimistic.

The Seahawks are back in the headlines as Brady Henderson returns with insight on Drew Lock’s return, Geno Smith’s Vegas payday, and what John Schneider might really be thinking before the draft. The Other Stuff segment wraps the show with offbeat news from tattoo regret to sex dolls, thunderous NBA dominance, and a very awkward Grindr lawsuit.

GUESTS

• Ken Green | Former PGA Tour Pro, Ryder Cup Player
• Joe Doyle | MLB Draft Analyst, Over Slot
• Brady Farkas | Writer and Sports Radio, SI Now & Refuse to Lose Podcast
• Brady Henderson | ESPN Seahawks Insider

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | James Ingram deep dive, Mitch’s Mariners boycott, and Rory’s bipolar Masters win

14:39 | Rory’s Grand Slam: A Rollercoaster of Hits and Golf Shots
35:21 | GUEST: Ken Green (Golf) – Pressure, Meltdowns & Redemption at Augusta
49:46 | GUEST: Mariners No-Table (Joe Doyle & Brady Farkas) – Sweep Joy, Momentum Talk & Torpedo Bat Mania
1:09:08 | GUEST: Brady Henderson (Seahawks) – Drew Lock Returns, Geno’s Contract, & Draft Clues
1:39:34 | The Other Stuff Segment: Sandwich catch at Fenway, Cal Raleigh sets M’s catcher HR record (96), Jalen Wells injury, Drew Lock re-signs, Nuggets tattoo regret, NBA playoffs begin, Thunder dominate, RIPs: Kyren Lacy, Octavio Dotel HEADLINES: Grindr arbitration lawsuit, Beijing orange alert for wind, Easter eggs dyed in a toilet, TSA ‘gay beam’ machine conspiracy

RUNDOWN

From sandwich shop social dilemmas to a masterful golf preview and the Mariners’ ongoing misery, episode 329 hits highs and lows across the sports spectrum. Mitch and Hotshot Scott kick off the episode with a gut-punch Mariners story, a surprising racial etiquette debate, and a nostalgic digression about Jersey Mike’s. The show then shifts into full Masters mode with veteran golf writers Bob Harig and Curt Sampson offering deep insights into Augusta’s mystique, Tiger’s legacy, and why the back nine still delivers magic.

The Mariners No-Table returns with Joe Doyle and Brady Farkas venting about Victor Robles’ injury, shaky bullpen decisions, and Seattle’s 3–7 start. They offer both critiques and hope while defending their bold predictions in the Out on a Limb segment. The “Other Stuff” segment wraps it all with laughs, puns, and offbeat headlines, from Tarot scams to Eminem becoming a grandpa.

GUESTS

• Bob Harig | Veteran Golf Writer, Author of Drive: The Lasting Legacy of Tiger Woods
• Joe Doyle | MLB Draft Analyst, Over Slot
• Brady Farkas | Writer and Sports Radio, SI Now and Refuse to Lose Podcast
• Curt Sampson | Golf Author & Historian, Author of Hogan and The Masters: Golf, Money, and Power in Augusta, Georgia

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | Mitch’s Mariners rant, Jersey Mike’s debacle, and the Lawrence Taylor Encounter
14:25 | Religion, Recruiting & Breath: Scott’s Sideline Story + Final Four Recap & Geno’s Real Exit
28:36 | GUEST: Bob Harig (Golf Writer) – Augusta Nostalgia, Tiger’s Absence & 2025 Masters Picks
50:11 | GUEST: Mariners No-Table (Joe Doyle & Brady Farkas) – Injuries, Offense Woes & Bullpen Blunders
1:15:35 | GUEST: Curt Sampson (Golf Author) – Augusta’s Rhythm, Meltdowns & Walking the 18th on Sunday
1:40:38 | The Other Stuff Segment: Richard Sherman home robbery, Jokić drops 61-point triple-double, Ovechkin breaks Gretzky’s record, Jeff Ross allergic reaction, Elijah Arenas signs with Adidas, Free concessions at Coastal Carolina football games, Steve Sarkisian and wife having a child post-divorce, Iconic Taco Bell closes in Scottsdale, Mariah Carey embarrasses son on Twitch. Tori Spelling regrets her sex tape didn’t leak, RIPs: Dean Wells, Val Kilmer HEADLINES: Tarot scam & cemetery sex bust, Eminem becomes a grandpa, Hooters files for bankruptcy

RUNDOWN

Mitch and Hotshot open Episode 328 with some REO Speedwagon, a Morgan Wallen SNL debacle, and—sadly—no area code trivia. But it’s all prelude to a full-on Mariners therapy session, as Mitch wonders why Gino Suárez and Teoscar Hernández are thriving elsewhere while the M’s bats look like they’re still in spring training. He also recalls a moment in a locker room with George Foreman that changed how he views leadership.

First up: it’s the Mariners No-Table with Brady Farkas (SI Now, Refuse to Lose Pod) and Joe Doyle (Over Slot). The crew breaks down the split with the A’s, early warning signs with Julio, what Dan Wilson got wrong as manager, and whether this offense truly has enough talent to support the elite rotation.

Then Danny Kelly of The Ringer joins to explain why all the top mock drafts have Seattle passing on offensive linemen at pick 18—and why fans might want to prepare for a linebacker, receiver, or safety instead. He also breaks down how the Seahawks could approach the quarterback class on Day 2.

Finally, Jason La Canfora weighs in on the Seahawks’ offseason: Is Sam Darnold a long-term solution or just Geno 2.0? Why does John Schneider refuse to spend on O-linemen? And which position group is so deep this year, every team could draft one?

GUESTS

• Mariners No-Table | Joe Doyle (Over Slot) & Brady Farkas (SI Now)
• Danny Kelly | NFL Draft Analyst, The Ringer
• Jason La Canfora | NFL Insider, Washington Post

TABLE OF CONTENTS

1:00 | Mitch & Hotshot: Morgan Wallen SNL chaos, no area code trivia, REO Speedwagon deep cuts
6:35 | Mariners Misery, Pt. I: Teoscar and Gino thriving, Seattle’s refusal to spend
19:00 | Mariners Misery, Pt. II: Roster rehash, ownership frustration, and George Foreman wisdom
22:47 | GUEST: Mariners No-Table — Joe Doyle & Brady Farkas dissect a frustrating A’s series, Dan Wilson’s early miscues, JP Crawford’s arm, Julio’s approach, and if the lineup is actually good enough
48:00 | GUEST: Danny Kelly (The Ringer) — Why O-line is being ignored in mocks, Matthew Golden’s fit, the WR vs. trench pick debate, and possible QB targets on Day 2
1:13:25 | GUEST: Jason La Canfora — Why Darnold might stick, GMs avoiding O-line spending, Cooper Kupp’s future, and how this year’s DT draft class is historically loaded
1:35:52 | The Other Stuff Segment: Happy Gilmore 2, all four No. 1 seeds reach Final Four, Cal Raleigh signs 6-year deal, Russell Wilson joins the Giants, Resorts World fined over Shohei interpreter scandal, Carlin Pickens throws record 78 mph softball pitch, Rachel Uchitel gets engaged, all five Robert Morris starters hit transfer portal, Ice Cube delivers Dodgers trophy, Bronny James scores 39 in G League, Petino fan photobomb gets $200K offer, Jessica Simpson snake sperm claim, Richard Chamberlain, Dennis Arndt, RIPs: Dave Pelz, Dick Neuheisel Headlines: Idaho bans breast exposure and truck nuts, cop spikes office coffee with Viagra, babysitter finds man under child’s bed

RUNDOWN

Mitch shares a quick story about Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky turtles still being alive (yes, really), before he and Hotshot Scott spiral into a trivia-packed detour on Pine Bluff, Arkansas’ unlikely sports legacy. There’s also a throwback story about a terrified 22-year-old Mitch interviewing George Foreman after the 1990 Cooney fight—complete with awkward silence, locker room urine tests, and a mic-shaking case of nerves.

Brady Henderson joins to break down the Seahawks’ offseason strategy—why Will Fries slipped away, how the Geno and DK trades were influenced by locker room concerns, and what to expect from Seattle’s 10 draft picks, including five in the top 92. With wide receiver and O-line needs still looming, is this a reload or a rebuild?

Then it’s the Mariners No-Table with Brady Farkas and Joe Doyle, the trio breaks down Opening Day storylines: Logan Gilbert’s pressure as the new No. 1, Emerson Hancock stepping in for George Kirby, Rowdy Tellez’s boom-or-bust upside, and whether Seattle’s quietly dangerous roster can win a suddenly winnable AL West.

Jason Hamilton rounds out the show with thoughts on the Big Ten’s brutal travel, the evolution of fan energy, and what’s next for Danny Sprinkle at UW. Plus: standout March Madness moments, why Florida might be the most complete team left, and how NIL and college hoops free agency may be pushing the game toward a cliff.

GUESTS

• Brady Henderson | Seahawks Reporter (ESPN.com)

• Mariners No-Table | Joe Doyle (Over Slot) & Brady Farkas (Sports Illustrated Now M’s Editor)

• Jason Hamilton | Former UW Guard & Huskies Broadcast Analyst

TABLE OF CONTENTS

1:00 | Tortoises, Turtles, and the 1980 NBA Draft: Mitch & Hotshot Dive Into Trivia, Nostalgia, and Classic Sports Stories

10:03 | Clip of the Week: Kelvin, Not Kevin

19:56 | Mitch Recalls a Terrifying but Unforgettable Locker Room Interview with George Foreman After the 1990 Cooney Fight

38:43 | GUEST: Brady Henderson | Seahawks Reporter (ESPN.com) Seahawks’ Free Agency Gamble: Minimal Moves, Major Questions Heading Into NFL Draft

1:06:20 | GUEST: Mariners No-Table | Joe Doyle (Over Slot) & Brady Farkas (Sports Illustrated Now M’s Editor) Rowdy Tellez, Rotation Woes, and Early Season Urgency: The Mariners’ 2025 Outlook Begins

1:28:40 | GUEST: Jason Hamilton | Former UW Guard & Huskies Broadcast Analyst Big Ten Burnout, Transfer Turmoil, and Tournament Favorites: Jason Hamilton Talks March Madness and College Hoops’ Changing Landscape

1:47:24 | The Other Stuff Segment: Mariners opening day and predictions, Mariners spring training performance, George Kirby injury, Seahawks sign River Cracraft, Mitch praises Cracraft’s potential, Danny Hurley complaints after loss, Tiger Woods dating Vanessa Trump, Maryland buzzer-beater and tournament analysis, NCAA tournament lack of upsets, Sean Miller hired by Texas, coach fired for yanking player’s hair, Masters Champions Dinner menu, Tracy Morgan food poisoning at Knicks game, RIPs: Brett Gardner’s son Headlines: toupee cocaine smuggling story, Wink Shapiro hairpiece spotting claim.

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Mitch and Hotshot Scott discuss the NCAA tournament’s First Four games in Dayton, Ohio, diving into the city’s rich basketball history and notable figures. The conversation takes a turn as Mitch shares an intense, near-altercation with Kansas fans at the Big 12 tournament, sparked by a well-timed chant. Continuing the March Madness discussion, the guys breakdown the bracket’s top-heavy nature and why this year’s tournament feels less unpredictable. They also analyze the Seahawks’ offseason strategy, including the addition of Cooper Kupp, the lack of big offensive line signings, and Sam Darnold’s contract structure.

Brian Barone, head coach of SIU Edwardsville, reflects on the program’s historic first NCAA tournament appearance, a journey marked by perseverance and belief. He shares the story of the framed scissors that symbolized his vision of cutting down the nets, his path from assistant coaching to taking over the program, and the personal influence of his late father, legendary coach Tony Barone.

Wofford College head coach Dwight Perry discusses the thrill of leading his team to the NCAA tournament after a surprising run through the Southern Conference. He shares insights on his team’s style of play, his rapid rise to head coach following a controversial transition, and his own unforgettable moment as a walk-on at Kentucky when a lineup mistake led to an unexpected start in the NCAA tournament.

Alan Huss, head coach of High Point University, reflects on leading his team to its first NCAA tournament appearance after winning both the Big South regular season and tournament titles. He discusses his journey from playing at Creighton to coaching under Greg McDermott and Dana Altman, blending their influences into High Point’s high-powered offense.

Lennie Acuff, head coach of Lipscomb University, reflects on leading the Bisons to their second NCAA tournament appearance in school history. A longtime coach with nearly 700 career wins at various levels, Acuff shares his gratitude for the mentors and players who shaped his career, his team’s experienced roster, and the significance of their electric home-court championship victory.

GUESTS

• Brian Barone | Head Coach, SIU Edwardsville Men’s Basketball

• Dwight Perry | Head Coach, Wofford College Men’s Basketball

• Alan Huss | Head Coach, High Point University Men’s Basketball

• Lennie Acuff | Head Coach, Lipscomb University Men’s Basketball

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:34 | Dayton’s basketball legacy, March Madness matchups, and a near-brawl at the Big 12 tournament

22:58 | Clip of the Week: Arizona Fan Mitch Riles Up Kansas Crowd, Nearly Sparks Brawl with ‘Short Ride Home’ Chant Before Making Peace with a 350-Pound Jayhawk.

30:34 | Mitch and Hotshot Scott break down the NCAA tournament bracket and Seahawks offseason moves

51:09 | GUEST: SIU Edwardsville’s Brian Barone leads cougars to first-ever NCAA tournament with a vision years in the making,

1:16:18 | GUEST: Wofford’s coach Dwight Perry reflects on NCAA tournament journey and unexpected coaching rise

1:40:00 | GUEST: high point’s Alan Huss leads panthers to NCAA tournament with elite offense and a winning culture

1:59:03 | GUEST: Lipscomb’s Lennie acuff leads bisons to NCAA tournament, capping a 35-year coaching journey

2:16:55 | The Other Stuff Segment: Logan Gilbert named Mariners’ Opening Day starter, Dodgers’ workout in Tokyo draws 10,000 fans, Tiger Woods suffers ruptured Achilles, Micah Parsons and DeMarcus Lawrence feud after Lawrence joins Seahawks, Yankees’ Gerrit Cole out for the season with Tommy John surgery, Rich Rodriguez bans TikTok dancing for his football players, Steph Curry reaches 4,000 career three-pointers, Southwest Airlines trolls the Dallas Mavericks, Seahawks sign Cooper Kupp, Seahawks’ lack of offensive line signings, Sam Darnold’s contract details and Seahawks’ long-term quarterback plan, Seahawks’ offseason strategy and potential focus on 2026, March Madness bracket analysis and predictions, Mitch picks Florida to win the NCAA Tournament, Duke’s chances in March Madness and the state of the ACC RIPs: Bob Rivers, radio broadcasting legend (68), Slick Watts, former Seattle Supersonics player (73), Oliver Miller, former NBA center (54), Junior Bridgman, former NBA player and business mogul (71), John Feinstein, best-selling sports author and journalist (69) Headlines: Deshaun Watson engaged, skips the couple’s massage, Woman arrested for aggravated battery with a Pringles can, Backyard s’mores attempt in Long Island leads to wildfire, Dog accidentally shoots owner in Memphis, Man arrested for lap dance heist, dancers claim it’s not the first time they’ve been stiffed

RUNDOWN

With Geno Smith gone and no clear successor in place, Seahawks fans are left debating whether this was a necessary step forward or an avoidable mistake. The front office now holds the keys to a franchise-defining offseason, with a mountain of cap space and draft picks but no proven quarterback.

Seahawks No-Table discuss the Seahawks trading Geno Smith to the Raiders and DK Metcalf to the Steelers, securing extra cap space and draft capital but creating major questions at quarterback and wide receiver. While John Schneider insists this is about building for the future, the weak free-agent market and uncertain rookie class make the path forward murky.

Ray Roberts chats about a seismic Seahawks roster overhaul sparking heated debate about the team’s direction. While salary cap savings and a potential rebuild make sense on paper, the uncertainty at quarterback—now with Sam Darnold in the mix—raises more questions than answers. With the offensive line still a glaring issue the next few months will determine whether this is a quick reset or a long, painful rebuild.

Mariners No-Table talk Justin Turner’s blunt comments about the Mariners’ lack of spending echo long-standing fan frustrations, while Jerry DePoto’s latest remarks do little to win back goodwill. With spring training struggles and George Kirby sidelined, concerns over early-season momentum loom large, especially in a winnable but unpredictable AL West. As the team navigates lineup questions and bullpen optimism, all eyes are on whether they can defy expectations—or confirm them.

GUESTS

• Seahawks No-Table | Brady Henderson (ESPN Seahawks Insider) & Jacson Bevens (Cigar Thoughts)

• Ray Roberts | Former Seahawks offensive lineman, Seahawks analyst 

• Mariners No-Table | Joe Doyle (Over Slot) & Brady Farkas (Sports Illustrated Now M’s Editor)

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:44 | Please trade your QB before charging me for season tickets. With Geno Smith and DK Metcalf shipped out and an avalanche of cap space and draft picks in return, the Seahawks have completely reset—leaving fans to wonder if John Schneider can turn this teardown into a contender.

19:28 | The Seahawks trade Geno Smith and DK Metcalf, opening up cap space and draft picks, but as Seattle fans brace for a rebuild, the question remains—will John Schneider’s next move be a stroke of genius or the start of a long, painful reset?

38:28 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table, Brady Henderson (ESPN Seahawks Insider) & Jacson Bevens (Cigar Thoughts); In a franchise-altering weekend, the Seahawks ship out Geno Smith and DK Metcalf, reshuffle their roster with cap space and draft picks, and leave fans wondering if this is a reload or a full-scale rebuild.

1:11:27 | GUEST: Ray Roberts, Former Seahawks offensive lineman, Seahawks analyst; In a Seahawks offseason shake-up, Geno Smith and DK Metcalf are shipped out, leaving fans reeling, the quarterback situation in flux, and the franchise staring down a potential multi-year rebuild. 

1:31:31 | GUEST: Mariners No-Table, Joe Doyle (Over Slot) & Brady Farkas (Sports Illustrated Now M’s Editor); The Mariners’ offseason frustration boils over as Justin Turner and Jerry DePoto stir up controversy, fan skepticism lingers, and early-season performance takes center stage in a crucial April stretch.

1:57:15 | The Other Stuff Segment: tortoise vs. turtle, Geno Smith trade reaction, Tom Brady approves Geno trade, George Kirby shut down, Emerson Hancock steps up, LeBron confronts Stephen A. Smith, Tyler Lockett farewell message, Shadour Sanders draft stock, fake NBA agent arrested, Xavier Worthy legal troubles, Barack Obama at Clippers game, Deion Sanders’ son attitude concerns, stolen jewelry swallowed, NC State coach fired after Final Four run, Jackie Robinson rookie card auction. RIPs: Gene Hackman and wife Betsy Arakawa, Peter Engel (Saved by the Bell creator), Carl Dean (Dolly Parton’s husband), Joey Molland (Badfinger guitarist), David Johansen (New York Dolls, Buster Poindexter), Roberta Flack (Grammy-winning singer) Headlines: U.S. border egg smuggling crisis, Supreme Court weakens sewage discharge rules, Texas measles parties warning, passengers forced to sit next to a corpse on a flight, MetroLink seat sex act arrest.