RUNDOWN

Mitch and Hotshot react to the Seahawks’ latest statement win and the stunning reality that a team widely projected to finish under .500 now sits two home wins away from the Super Bowl. They break down why this run feels different from past Seahawks contenders, examine the favorable NFC landscape, and agree there’s only one opponent that truly scares them: the Rams.

Ray Roberts explains why the Seahawks’ ability to run between the tackles and control tempo was the true difference in their win over San Francisco, giving the offense “the remote control” of the game. He details how Mike Macdonald’s defense shut down Brock Purdy by eliminating explosive plays, dominating tackles, and keeping constant pressure, while also addressing the benefits and risks of Seattle’s first-round bye as they sit two home wins from the Super Bowl.

Brady Henderson and Jackson Bevens join Mitch to break down Seattle’s 13–3 dismantling of the 49ers, a game that felt like a blowout long before the final whistle. They credit Mike Macdonald’s defense for completely erasing Brock Purdy and Kyle Shanahan’s offense, while the Seahawks’ run-heavy attack controlled tempo and time of possession. The conversation turns to expectations that now come with the No. 1 seed, health heading into the divisional round, and whether any NFC team — Rams included — can realistically challenge Seattle at Lumen Field.

Rick Neuheisel joins Mitch to explain how the College Football Playoff quarterfinals exposed the new reality of college football, from Miami’s physical formula to Indiana’s suffocating defense and Oregon’s offensive limitations. He unpacks the NIL and transfer-portal frenzy surrounding stars like Trinidad Chambliss, predicts massive seven-figure payouts for elite quarterbacks, and calls the current system “absolute craziness” headed for a reset.

GUESTS

• Ray Roberts | Former Seahawks offensive lineman; Seahawks Radio Network analyst
• Brady Henderson | Seahawks Insider, ESPN
• Jacson Bevens | Writer, Cigar Thoughts
• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Former Head Coach & Rose Bowl Champion, Head Coach Dallas Renegades (UFL)

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | Seahawks surge into Super Bowl contention as surprise NFC powerhouse — but one matchup still looms large.

16:10 | Seahawks dominate 49ers with elite defense and punishing run game in statement win at Santa Clara.

39:24 | GUEST: Ray Roberts; Ray Roberts breaks down Seahawks’ physical dominance, elite defense, and Super Bowl–ready mindset after silencing the 49ers.

1:12:10 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table; Seahawks clinch NFC’s top seed as dominant defense, punishing run game, and composure separate contenders from pretenders.

1:40:24 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel; Neuheisel dives into CFP chaos, NIL madness, and why Indiana and Ole Miss are built to crash college football’s old order.

2:05:00 | Other Stuff Segment: College Football Playoff Final Four, Indiana’s dominance, Ole Miss upsetting Georgia, Miami upsetting Ohio State, Trinidad Chambliss eligibility and NIL bidding war, Lane Kiffin grocery basket incident, Washington transfer portal departures, DeMon Williams NIL deal and return to UW, Tiger Woods 50th birthday and Champions Tour eligibility, Rachel Uchitel wedding, USC–Notre Dame rivalry potentially ending, Lenny Dykstra arrest controversy, Tom Bodett and Motel 6 lawsuit settlement, Philip Rivers comeback reflection RIPs: Isaiah Whitlock (Actor — The Wire, Da 5 Bloods), Brigitte Bardot (French actress, global sex symbol), Melanie Watson Bernhardt (Actress — Diff’rent Strokes) Headlines Segment: German man sets Guinness record with over 11,000 snow globes, Scientists discover strange lemon-shaped planet that could “sour” your mood, Dating site grows for men with the world’s smallest penis, Government releases list of the 25 worst items removed from people’s bodies in 2025

RUNDOWN

Mitch and Hotshot break down the massive Seahawks–49ers matchup, laying out the stark difference between winning the NFC’s top seed versus entering the playoffs as a road-bound wild card. They debate San Francisco’s battered defense, Seattle’s dominant defense, and whether Sam Darnold can rediscover the early-season form that once put him in MVP conversations—especially after scoring just 18 total first-half points over the last four games. Mitch floats a classic emotional hedge: bet the 49ers money-line so a Seahawks win feels priceless and a loss at least comes with consolation cash.

Mitch and Brady Henderson break down Seattle’s 27–10 win over Carolina, praising another elite defensive performance while sounding alarms about the offense’s habit of slow starts and turnovers, with just 18 first-half points over the last four games. They preview Saturday night’s NFC West showdown in Santa Clara, weighing a battered 49ers defense against Brock Purdy’s red-hot offense and debating which version of Sam Darnold shows up. The segment closes with Taco Time honors for DeMarcus Lawrence and Zach Charbonnet, as Seattle stands one win away from the NFC’s No. 1 seed and a first-round bye.

Rick Neuheisel joins Mitch for a wide-ranging College Football Playoff preview, diagnosing Clemson’s 7–6 collapse as the moment NIL and the portal finally “happened” to Dabo Swinney, and reacting with surprise to Kyle Whittingham leaving Utah for Michigan as a potential cleanup hire. Neuheisel breaks down all four CFP games, backing Ohio State to survive Miami, Texas Tech to upset Oregon, Indiana to knock off Alabama, and Ole Miss to take down Georgia. He locks in Ole Miss plus the points as his official pick, staying hot at 8–6 against the spread while handing out Taco Time honors along the way.

GUESTS

• Brady Henderson | Seahawks Insider, ESPN
• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Former Head Coach & Rose Bowl Champion

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | High-stakes NFC showdown looms as Seahawks chase the No. 1 seed, debate a hedge bet, and wonder where first-half Sam Darnold went.

3:08 | BEAT THE BOYS – Register at MitchUnfiltered.com

24:07 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table – Brady Henderson; Seahawks dominate Carolina but face the ultimate test: hot Niners offense, shaky starts, and everything on the line in Santa Clara.

44:24 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel; College football’s new reality hits Clemson, Michigan turns to Kyle Whittingham, and Neuheisel makes his CFP picks with Ole Miss as the hill to die on.

RUNDOWN

Did you see Anthony Joshua knocking out Jake Paul in a Netflix spectacle that somehow guaranteed both fighters $92 million? While relieved to see Paul finally get hit for real, Mitch is stunned that global interest was strong enough to justify such an enormous payout for an eight-round exhibition. The segment becomes a blunt look at influencer economics, Netflix’s business model, and why modern fame—not boxing legitimacy—now drives sports entertainment.

Hotshot relives an on-air argument about whether Andy Gibb was a Bee Gee, while Mitch tells the story of getting yanked off a Syracuse DJ shift for interrupting a song to announce Andy Gibb’s death. They pivot to Thursday night’s Seahawks win over the Rams—Hotshot admits the overturned two-point conversion still feels “cheap,” and Mitch argues the lack of urgency proves Seattle believed the play was designed as a forward pass until it wasn’t. The segment ends with Mr. Playoffs logic: even if Seattle grabs the NFC’s top seed, the Rams likely become the dangerous 5-seed and could boomerang right back into Seattle’s divisional-round path.

Ray Roberts joins Mitch for an intense Upon Further Review debate, rejecting the idea that the Rams are clearly better and arguing the two teams are neck-and-neck, winning in different ways. He points to Seattle’s resilience, defensive toughness, and locker-room connectedness as unmeasurable traits that data and “eye tests” often miss, especially when a team keeps finding ways to win close games. The conversation drills into the overtime drive, the two-point conversion, Sam Darnold’s growth, and whether the real breakthrough may be Clint Kubiak learning how best to deploy his quarterback under pressure.

Henderson and Bevens dissect the Seahawks’ improbable comeback over the Rams, with both pointing to belief, crowd energy, and elite special teams as the real difference-makers in a game Seattle otherwise struggled to control. The conversation zeroes in on Sam Darnold’s fourth-quarter and overtime composure—ugly early, elite late—and whether that drive permanently shifts his ceiling against top competition. They also credit Sean McVay’s adjustments for the Rams’ offensive surge while arguing Seattle’s defense and special teams ultimately tilted the outcome.

Neuheisel reacts to the opening round of the College Football Playoff, arguing the Group of Five’s lack of competitiveness will force structural change, possibly toward a separate championship or play-in model. He weighs quarterback decisions in the NIL era—suggesting Oklahoma’s John Mateer should return to college for a more lucrative year—while breaking down Alabama’s escape, Miami’s survival, Oregon’s dominance, and Ole Miss’ surge behind Trinidad Chambliss. The segment closes with Michigan’s coaching uncertainty, Neuheisel’s skepticism about splash hires, and Taco Time honors for Reuben Bain and Chambliss after standout performances.

GUESTS

• Ray Roberts | Former Seahawks offensive lineman; Seahawks Radio Network analyst
• Brady Henderson | Seahawks Insider, ESPN
• Jacson Bevens | Writer, Cigar Thoughts
• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Former Head Coach & Rose Bowl Champion

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | Jake Paul gets flattened, Netflix cashes in, and Mitch can’t believe a YouTuber just made $92 million.

11:28 | BEAT THE BOYS – Register at MitchUnfiltered.com

16:10 | Bee Gees radio war leads into Seahawks–Rams controversy, “cheap” two-point chaos, and the nightmare math of a Rams playoff rematch.

39:24 | GUEST: Ray Roberts; Ray Roberts pushes back hard: Seahawks aren’t inferior to the Rams—they’re built differently and just as dangerous.

1:12:10 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table; “Team of destiny” vibes, special-teams swings, and whether Sam Darnold unlocked the next level after Thursday’s chaos.

1:40:24 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel; Playoff reality check, transfer-market chaos, and why college football’s structure is headed for another reset.

2:05:00 | Other Stuff Segment: UW football transfer portal departures (Adam Muhammad, Radlan Vines-Bright, Bryce Butler), NIL money gap between elite programs and UW, Flyers broadcaster hot-mic suspension, UW men’s basketball losing to Seattle University again, Terence Crawford retirement, UW men’s soccer national championship, Puka Nacua controversy and apology, Miles Jack arrest and welfare check incident, Johnny Manziel scratched from ESPN GameDay, Dick Van Dyke turning 100, Kristin Cabot Coldplay concert fallout and public statement, college football playoff GameDay guest switch, Seahawks playoff positioning and Rams avoidance scenarios RIPs: Greg Biffle, wife Christina Biffle, daughter Emma, son Ryder Dennis Dutton, son Jack Dutton, and Craig Wadsworth (private plane crash), Rob Reiner and wife Michelle Singer, Gil Gerard (Buck Rogers in the 25th Century), Anthony Geary (General Hospital’s Luke), Carl Carlton (“She’s a Bad Mama Jama”), Mike Campbell (former Mariners pitcher), Peter Green (Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects) Headlines: Trump wax statue removed from Texas museum after repeated punches, First female Viagra-style pill finally released after 30 years, Secretary of State Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department, Woman charged for public sex act at a Winn-Dixie grocery store, Robocop statue installed in Detroit… then stolen.

RUNDOWN

Mitch opens Episode 362 with Danny O’Neil subbing in for an injured Hotshot Scott, then immediately pivots into Seahawks stress-testing: “a win is a win” vs. real offensive problems. Mitch and Danny joke about a bizarre LA Bowl unsportsmanlike call, then pivot to the Michigan vacancy and what it could mean for Jed Fisch (with Mitch arguing DeBoer’s statement reads like a true “not leaving” while Fisch’s sounds like a dodge). The segment then becomes a Seahawks therapy session: Mitch hates how they “punted the first half away,” can’t believe they needed six field goals to beat a limited Colts team, and points to first-down passing success as proof the staff has to help Sam Darnold with smarter sequencing.

Mitch, Brady Henderson, and Jacson Bevens agree the Seahawks’ 18–16 win over the Colts was one of the least satisfying victories imaginable, despite holding Indianapolis to just 215 total yards and improving to 11–3 . The conversation centers on chronic first-half offensive failures, Sam Darnold’s uneven play being compounded by penalties and play-calling, and a defense that continues to carry the team.

Neuheisel explains how his Washington State candidacy stalled after an initial Zoom interview with a search committee, never reaching the school president despite strong booster support, and reflects candidly on the likelihood he won’t get another head-coaching opportunity. The conversation pivots to the chaos surrounding Michigan’s vacancy, with Neuheisel analyzing why Jed Fisch’s Harbaugh ties could complicate his candidacy and why DeBoer, Dillingham, or even NFL names may factor in.

A visit from the KJArntz with Jason Puckett, who gleefully roasts him for failing to ask Rick Neuheisel about the Washington State job and then dives headfirst into college football chaos, speculating on ripple effects from Michigan’s vacancy and Lane Kiffin’s unique ability to torch multiple fanbases at once. The conversation veers into darkly comic sports misfortune, including Indiana losing a star defender during postgame celebrations, before shifting to hoops, where Puck raves about witnessing generational high school and college basketball talent up close.

GUESTS

• Daniel Timothy O’Neil | The Dang Apostrophe
• Brady Henderson | Seahawks Insider, ESPN
• Jacson Bevens | Writer, Cigar Thoughts
• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Former Head Coach & Rose Bowl Champion
• Jason Puckett | Host, The Daily Puck Drop; Co-host of KJArntz

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | Hotshot Scott late scratch, Danny O’Neill gets the spot start—plus Seahawks angst, birthday trivia, and a quick detour into the origins of MLB free agency.

13:45 | BEAT THE BOYS – Register at MitchUnfiltered.com

18:13 | LA Bowl silliness to Michigan coaching rumors—then Mitch unloads on an “unsatisfying” Seahawks win and why the Rams line makes no sense.

39:38 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table; Defense dominates, offense sputters: Seahawks escape Colts but spark concern ahead of Rams showdown.

59:44 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel; Rick Neuheisel breaks down his Washington State interview, the Michigan mess, and playoff matchups across college football.

1:26:55 | GUEST: Puck; Puck unloads on Mitch’s Neuheisel miss, spins Michigan chaos scenarios, and marvels at elite hoops talent.

1:45:42 | Other Stuff Segment: Jorge Polanco leaving the Mariners for the Mets, Jerry Dipoto and Mariners payroll philosophy, Mariners infield offensive concerns, Sharon Moore firing at Michigan, Adam Schefter’s comments defending Sharon Moore, tone-deaf media responses to misconduct allegations, consequences vs adversity framing, Jed Fish fit at Michigan, potential Jed Fish departure from Washington, Huskies fan reaction to coaching turnover, Quentin Jammer admitting to playing NFL games drunk, substance abuse and accountability in pro sports, Cam Newton reacting to Colts signing Philip Rivers, quarterback entitlement and ego, Philip Rivers–Shane Steichen relationship, Ryan Seacrest football stadium naming, Seacrest’s alleged high school football toughness, celebrity philanthropy credibility, Kyle Whittingham stepping down at Utah, underrated college football coaches, age and coaching viability, Milana Vayntrub selling photos for wildfire relief, OnlyFans-style philanthropy, Oregon nude calendar fundraiser, discomfort vs charity ethics

RUNDOWN

Mitch opens Episode 361 barely able to speak. Area code 361, is a surprisingly stacked Corpus Christi résumé — from Farrah Fawcett’s iconic poster-era fame to Eva Longoria, Lou Diamond Phillips, and Lynyrd Skynyrd’s longtime keyboardist Billy Powell.

The college football playoff drama continues, Notre Dame spent weeks ahead of Miami in the rankings only to get leapfrogged on a Saturday when neither team played — and then “boycott” bowl season in peak Irish fashion. From there they pivot to the Seahawks’ 26–6 win in Atlanta, breaking down Sam Darnold’s Jekyll-and-Hyde day (ugly first half, near-perfect second), Rashid Shaheed finally becoming a real factor in the passing game, and rookie safety Nick Emmanwori looking like a heat-seeking missile on an already elite defense.

Rick breaks down a wild Selection Sunday, starting with the baffling late flip that dropped Notre Dame behind Miami despite neither team playing — a move he believes was driven more by ACC politics than football. He argues Alabama should’ve been penalized for an awful SEC title game showing, outlines why championship games now feel meaningless, and even says this version of Alabama “has no chance.”

Mitch, Brady, and Jacson break down Seattle’s 37–9 dismantling of the Falcons, a performance highlighted by back-to-back games without allowing a touchdown and the defense’s most dominant two-week stretch since 2014. Devin Witherspoon and Nick Emmanwori delivered superstar-level days while the returns of Julian Love and Jarran Reed stabilized the unit even further. On offense, Sam Darnold shook off a miserable first half and exploded for 182 yards and three touchdowns after halftime.

Mitch brings Brady and Joe back together for the first Mariners No-Table since the season ended in Toronto, diving straight into Seattle’s early offseason headline: the five-year, $92M Josh Naylor deal — a rare moment where the Mariners actually did what “everyone agrees they should do.” The guys break down why the front office moved so fast, whether it was an overpay, and what it signals to the clubhouse and the league. From there, they examine the next dominoes (Polanco, bullpen additions, third base uncertainty), debate Cole Young’s floor vs. ceiling, unpack the Harry Ford trade, and even entertain the dream-but-unlikely scenario of trading for Tarik Skubal.

GUESTS

• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Former Head Coach & Rose Bowl Champion
• Brady Henderson | Seahawks Insider, ESPN
• Jacson Bevens | Writer, Cigar Thoughts
• Brady Farkas | Host, Refuse to Lose Podcast (Mariners on SI)
• Joe Doyle | MLB Draft & Mariners Analyst, OVer-Slot Substack

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | Mitch battles through a shredded voice, celebrates Corpus Christi’s unexpected celebrity roster, and resets the stage for a massive week of Seahawks, CFP, and MLB offseason storylines.

9:10 | BEAT THE BOYS – Register at MitchUnfiltered.com

12:43 | Notre Dame gets ghosted by the committee, Miami sneaks in from the couch, and the Seahawks finally wake up in Atlanta behind Sam Darnold, Rashid Shaheed, and a filthy defense.

27:02 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel; Committee chaos, Notre Dame’s last-second flip, Alabama’s free pass, and Rick’s early read on who can actually win the 12-team playoff.

43:18 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table; Another defensive clinic, a second straight touchdown-free game, and an offense that finally woke up when it mattered.

1:05:10 | GUEST: Mariners No-Table; Mariners lock up Josh Naylor, weigh Polanco’s future, debate Cole Young’s readiness, and navigate a pivotal offseason window.

1:32:50 | Other Stuff Segment: George Pickens vs Richard Sherman Instagram drama, early bowl games (LA Bowl timing), Washington State Cougars losing their coach to Iowa State, WSU coaching turnover history, Doug Gottlieb chair-throwing incident after UW-Green Bay loss, Hannes Steinbach breakout freshman season at Washington, UW basketball freshman class strength, comparing Steinbach to Dirk Nowitzki/Detlef Schrempf/Christian Welp, Utah Tech vs Santa Clara fight after poster dunk, anger over being posterized in the social-media era, Rancho Santa Fe mansion listed by Russell Wilson & Ciara for $54.9M, Liberace’s historic LA home with piano-shaped pool for sale, Joey Chestnut wins 2025 wing-eating championship (242 wings in 10 minutes), Tyler Herro hit in groin by referee’s errant pass, Seahawks vs Colts upcoming matchup, Huskies vs Boise State bowl game preview RIPs former NASCAR driver Michael Annett, former NBA big man Elden Campbell, former Texas Rangers and Dallas Stars owner Tom Hicks HEADLINES man swallows stolen jeweled Fabergé-style egg and passes it naturally, Paris Hilton seen vacationing in St. Barts, Canadian geese attack Texas woman causing broken pelvis and internal bleeding, China ends condom tax exemption and adds fortunes inside wrappers

RUNDOWN

Time for a post-Thanksgiving catch-up — from Hotshot’s massive Bonnie Lake feast (and industrial-sized leftovers) to Mitch explaining why he avoids other people’s stuffing, small talk, and social gatherings altogether. The guys ‘roll’ into a playful celebration of area code 360, spotlighting surprising celebrity ties: Sam Elliott’s Clark College days, Hilary Swank’s Bellingham childhood, The Rock’s Vancouver roots, and of course Kurt Cobain — whose Aberdeen home, schools, and legacy still anchor the region.

Mitch and Hotshot mourn Washington’s deflating rivalry loss to Oregon, wondering what’s happened to Damon Williams over the last few weeks and whether Jed Fisch’s 8–4 season is real progress or just a tiny baby step. They pivot to the Seahawks’ 26–0 shutout of a completely overmatched Vikings team led by one-and-done starter Max Broer, raising fresh concerns about Sam Darnold, a sputtering passing game, and what—if anything—you can actually learn from a win like that. Mitch then slips into full “Mr. Playoffs” mode, mapping out the Rams–Seahawks tiebreaker hell.

Brady and Jacson join Mitch to break down Seattle’s emphatic 26–0 shutout of Minnesota — the team’s first since 2015 — powered by five takeaways, four sacks, and total defensive domination of an undrafted rookie QB. While the win keeps Seattle tied atop the NFC West, all three acknowledge the troubling offensive trend. The crew debates whether this defense — with Ernest Jones ascending, DeMarcus Lawrence wrecking pockets, Reek Woolen surging, and reinforcements like Julian Love near return — is good enough to carry a sputtering offense deep into January.

Rick joins Mitch to dissect Washington’s season-ending loss to Oregon — highlighting Damon Williams’ late-year regression, disorganized reads, and off-timed footwork, while crediting Dante Moore for outplaying him in a game UW needed. They walk through the wild coaching carousel (Lane Kiffin to LSU? Will Ole Miss even let him coach the playoff?) and unravel the tangled playoff math: whether the Ohio State–Indiana loser still deserves a bye, how an Alabama loss would knock them out, and why Texas Tech’s “purchased darlings” have a real shot to win it all.

GUESTS

• Brady Henderson | Seahawks Insider, ESPN
• Jacson Bevens | Writer, Cigar Thoughts
• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Former Head Coach & Rose Bowl Champion

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | Thanksgiving Leftovers, the 360 Area Code Deep Dive, and a Tour Through Kurt Cobain’s Aberdeen Roots

10:57 | BEAT THE BOYS – Register at MitchUnfiltered.com

15:22 | Ducks Roll the Dawgs, Damon Williams Stalls, and the Seahawks Cruise While Playoff Math Gets Messy

35:39 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table; Seahawks Blank Vikings 26–0, Rise to 9–3, and Spark Big Questions About Darnold, Pressure, and JSN Dependency

1:01:46 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel; Neuheisel Breaks Down Oregon–UW, Lane Kiffin Chaos, and the High-Stakes Math of the New 12-Team Playoff

1:32:26 | Other Stuff Segment: three-six-oh shoutout to Ben Gibbard and Death Cab for Cutie in Bremerton, Huskies bowl projections (LA Bowl vs Boise State/UNLV, Sun Bowl vs SMU, or Holiday Bowl vs Pitt in San Diego), Lane Kiffin bolts Ole Miss for LSU and gets cussed out at the airport while Ole Miss fans also blame Pete Carroll and even God for “telling him to go,” Vanderbilt QB Diego Pavia’s brother Javier arrested again for public intoxication at Neyland Stadium, Jim Mora Jr leaves UConn for Colorado State and we revisit his infamous Hugh Millen “I’d leave in a second for UW” comment and his brutal Olindo Mare kicker rant, Carmel-by-the-Sea banning pickleball at public courts over nonstop paddle pop noise, Lions’ Thanksgiving halftime show with Jack White bringing out Eminem for a Detroit super-collab, ozempic “perk” for men where losing weight makes everything look bigger downstairs, Paul Anka’s new doc and his stories about Frank Sinatra’s and Milton Berle’s legendary endowments, Italy’s “Mrs. Doubtfire” scam where a son dressed as his dead mom for years to steal her pension, Richard Simmons’ Hollywood Hills house getting a big price cut on the market, RIPs: Fuzzy Zoeller – Masters and U.S. Open champion – dead at 74, HEADLINEs: France’s far-right leader gets egged and floured like a human baguette, Brain scan reportedly shows Kim Kardashian has “low activity” upstairs, Trump supposedly slaps a “No fat chicks” sign outside the Oval Office, Thieves steal $90K worth of gourmet snails and instantly become the true escar-goats

RUNDOWN

We’re celebrating the start of Year 8 of Mitch Unfiltered! Mitch checks in from Las Vegas—oddly with zero urge to gamble—while Hotshot breaks down his old roulette system and the painful bad beat that once drove him out of Vegas for years. Mitch and Hotshot geek out over the new Eddie Murphy documentary, then Mitch tells his favorite 10-seconds-of-fame story — yelling a deep-cut sketch line to Murphy at a 1985 stand-up show and getting singled out from the stage. They pivot to the Seahawks’ 30–24 “no-win” win in Nashville, weighing how worried to be about letting a 30–10 lead shrink, while marveling at Jaxon Smith-Njigba’s obscene pace (already breaking the single-season franchise yardage mark in 11 games) and explaining why Rams-Bucs, common opponents, and divisional records mean Seattle may need both a win over the 49ers and help from the lowly Cardinals to take the NFC West.

Steve Phillips joins Mitch to unpack Seattle’s near–World Series run — from Julio Rodríguez’s late-season surge to the Game 7 choices that doomed the Mariners, including pulling George Kirby too early and avoiding Andrés Muñoz in the highest-leverage spot. He explains why modern analytics can mislead managers, why Aaron Judge rightfully edged Cal Raleigh for MVP despite East Coast conspiracy theories, and why extending Josh Naylor was the right call even if the back-end years sting.

Brady and Jacson join Mitch to break down Seattle’s 30–24 win over the Titans — a game that was far closer than it should’ve been against the NFL’s worst roster. They dissect the defensive lapses (two long late TD drives, missed tackles, fatigue), Sam Darnold’s clean but risky performance (a couple near-picks, heavy JSN dependence), and a quietly emerging run game anchored by Walker and Charbonnet.

Rick Neuheisel joins Mitch to reset the entire college football landscape heading into rivalry week — from Washington’s shot at a season-defining upset over Oregon to the seismic consequences of an eight-win finish versus nine. He breaks down the transfer-portal era attrition at programs like UCLA, the SEC’s multi-team playoff math (with Alabama’s “brand advantage”), and why chaos in Austin, Baton Rouge, and Oxford could reshape the playoff bracket if Lane Kiffin jumps jobs before December 3rd.

GUESTS

• Steve Phillips | Former Mets GM & MLB Analyst (SiriusXM / MLB Network)
• Brady Henderson | Seahawks Insider, ESPN
• Jacson Bevens | Writer, Cigar Thoughts
• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Former Head Coach & Rose Bowl Champion

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | Mitch Turns 8 (Seasons), Vegas Without Gambling, and a Birthday Tour Through Sports, History… and Freddie Mercury

12:00 | BEAT THE BOYS – Register at MitchUnfiltered.com

16:09 | Eddie Murphy, Clint, and a Nervy 8–3: Seahawks Survive Titans While JSN Flirts with 2,000 Yards

40:55 | GUEST: Steve Phillips; Steve Phillips on the Mariners’ Game 7 Collapse, Cal Raleigh’s MVP Near-Miss, and Seattle’s Offseason Decisions

1:05:13 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table; Seahawks Escape Tennessee, Move to 8–3, and Reveal Both Promise and Warning Signs in Nashville

1:27:51 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel; Rick Neuheisel on Washington–Oregon Stakes, Lane Kiffin Chaos, and a Wild Final Push Toward the Playoff

2:01:20 | Other Stuff Segment: ChatGPT said: NFL players spitting incidents (Jalen Carter, Jamar Chase, Jalen Ramsey, Boise State, massive fines for spitting), Mariners non-tender Gregory Santos after almost never pitching, questions about how MLB trade physicals get passed, Dodgers Game 7 World Series home run balls (Miguel Rojas, Will Smith) both caught by same father/son and later underperforming at auction, Lane Kiffin’s reported choice between Ole Miss, LSU, and Florida with a 7-year $98M deal and $25M/year in NIL money, UW women’s soccer upsets #1 Virginia 10v11, Belichick family blowup, Chris Paul announces plans to retire after the 25–26 season and reflects on a Hall of Fame point guard career, Boris Becker (age 58) welcomes baby daughter, Kevin Spacey claims to be essentially homeless and working as a lounge singer in Cyprus, Ace Frehley’s famous smoking sunburst Les Paul goes up for auction, RIPs: Rodney Rogers — Wake Forest star and 12-year NBA forward, dies at 54, Jellybean Johnson — drummer for The Time, dies at 69, Randy “Junkman” Jones — Padres legend, dies after a long career in and around baseball, HEADLINEs: Airport bulge turns out to be two endangered parakeets, Interstate flasher “needed excitement”, Two Texas men plot to invade a Haitian island and enslave everyone, Failed threesome leads woman to beat up her boyfriend, Study says Viagra may help with hearing loss.

RUNDOWN

We’re in a foul mood after the Seahawks’ ugly loss to the Rams, unpacking Sam Darnold’s four-interception stinker, the looming backlash from “I told you so” Darnold haters, and the gut-punch of Gray Zabel’s injury. Mitch unleashes a full-on rant about Greg Olsen’s broadcast style (“constant blabber”), while Scott notes how different the offense looks without Tory Horton on the field. The mood finally lifts with the news that the Mariners have locked up Josh Naylor on a five-year extension, giving Seattle fans a much-needed jolt of optimism. And then some baseball outrage: Cal Raleigh narrowly finishes second in AL MVP to Aaron Judge.

Mitch is joined by Brady Henderson (ESPN) and Jacson Bevens (Cigar Thoughts) to break down the Seahawks’ 21–19 loss to the Rams — a game that somehow stayed close despite four interceptions from Sam Darnold and a red-zone drought. Brady calls it Darnold’s first true “stinker” as a Seahawk, noting that none of the INTs were flukes, while Jacson credits a defense that “played its balls off” despite brutal field position. The trio discuss the seriousness of rookie guard Gray Zabel’s knee injury, the need for Kubiak to scheme around an unstable interior line, and Darnold’s growing turnover trend (now 14 on the year).

Mitch welcomes back CBS College Football Analyst Rick Neuheisel, presented by Taco Time Northwest, to unpack a chaotic Week 12 in college football — starting with Rick’s victory lap on his perfectly predicted Penn State cover. From there, the guys dive into a jam-packed headline wheel: Lane Kiffin’s status as the hottest name on the coaching carousel (and why Rick believes he’ll land at Florida), Georgia’s dominance over Texas, Oklahoma’s big win in Tuscaloosa, Texas A&M’s shocking 30–3 comeback, and the SEC’s suddenly muddled playoff picture.

Mitch revisits Episode Zero — the never-meant-to-be-public “exhibition game” that quietly launched Mitch Unfiltered back in 2018. What begins as a joke about their faux–”Fool in the Rain” theme song turns into a hilarious, chaotic retelling of the infamous team-bus-fire in Auburn, complete with blown tires, smoke pouring into the cabin, players stampeding into a ditch, and the bus erupting in flames seconds after everyone escaped.

GUESTS

• Brady Henderson | Seahawks Insider, ESPN
• Jacson Bevens | Writer, Cigar Thoughts
• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Former Head Coach & Rose Bowl Champion
• Jason Hamilton | Former/Original Co-host of Mitch Unfiltered, UW Basketball Analyst

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | Four Picks, One Big Contract, and a Gordon Lightfoot Birthday — Episode 358 Runs the Emotional Gauntlet

15:05 | BEAT THE BOYS – Register at MitchUnfiltered.com

20:29 | Bad Clock, Bad Knees, and Bad Ballots: Seahawks Fall Short While Cal Raleigh Gets Robbed in the AL MVP Race

37:09 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table; Four Picks, One Chance: Seahawks Fall to Rams but Defense Shines Bright

55:28 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel; Lane Kiffin Heat Check, SEC Bedlam & 300-Yard Burrito Winners — Neuheisel Goes Deep

1:20:56 | GUEST: Jason Hamilton EPISODE ZERO | Flashback | Before Episode 1: The Bus Fire, the Scentsy Pooh Era, and the Birth of Mitch Unfiltered

1:41:17 | Other Stuff Segment: Julio Rodríguez finishes 6th in AL MVP voting and makes first-team All-MLB, Julio’s slow first half vs red-hot second half and fans overreacting, Julio’s contract MVP/top-10 voting escalators, Shohei Ohtani’s unanimous NL MVP and historic MVP + championship combo, Clippers fan jukes arena security during game and heckle about Clippers’ defense, No. 1 national hoops recruit Tyran Stokes transferring to Rainier Beach High School, BYU’s Kennard Davis Jr arrested on suspicion of DUI near campus, Patrick Beverley arrested on family-assault charge in Texas, Percy Harvin’s Gainesville home catching fire (no serious injuries reported), United Airlines flight attendant found 10x over in-flight alcohol limit on SFO–London route, Whitesnake frontman David Coverdale announcing retirement, Bin Laden raid SEAL Robert O’Neill suing two podcasters for $25 million over “lied about the shot” claims RIPs: Kenny Easley – Seahawks Hall of Fame safety, “The Enforcer.” Michael Ray Richardson – Four-time NBA All-Star guard whose Hall-of-Fame talent was derailed by drugs. Sally Kirkland – Oscar-nominated actress best known for Anna. Dave Burgess – Band leader of The Champs, co-creator of “Tequila.” John Beam – Beloved Laney College coach from Last Chance U. HEADLINES: Dog shoots its owner after he leaves a loaded shotgun on the bed, Las Vegas Strip casinos charging nearly $9 for a bottle of water, Prosecutors decline felony charges for married couple accused of joining the Mile High Club on a JetBlue flight, Police departments turning to AI to handle non-emergency calls, 19-year-old engineering student Oscar rides a 93-mile wheelie on a bicycle (and still “zero girls”)!

RUNDOWN

Mitch solves last week’s “mafia lookalike” mystery — listeners decide he’s a dead ringer for The Sopranos’ Michael Imperioli. The guys riff through Goodfellas lore, Seahawks’ second straight blowout win, and Von Miller’s hilarious regret about choosing Washington over Seattle (“it’s like turning down a girl who became a movie star”).

Heartfelt condolences to the family of Lenny Wilkens, celebrating the Hall of Famer’s legacy as both player and coach — and his decades as the Pacific Northwest’s ultimate basketball statesman. Then it’s back to football as the guys revel in another stress-free Seahawks blowout, highlighted by two identical sack-fumble touchdowns from Tyrese Knight and DeMarcus Lawrence.

Mitch welcomes back Brady Henderson and Jacson Bevens for another Seahawks No-Table after a 44-22 dismantling of the Cardinals. The crew marvels at a team that suddenly looks like a legitimate Super Bowl contender, while debating the sloppy second half and the emerging run-game breakthrough. They dig into injury updates on Ernest Jones, and Jarran Reed, the trade for Rashid Shaheed, and the defense’s uncanny “next-man-up” magic under Mike Macdonald.

Mitch reconnects with Rick Neuheisel, presented by Taco Time Northwest, to unpack a wild week in college football — starting with Washington’s shocking collapse in Madison. Rick calls it a “disaster,” offers perspective on Jed Fisch’s road woes, and shares how leadership, not logistics, separates winners from whiners. From there, the conversation races across the national landscape: Penn State’s heartbreak at Happy Valley, Texas Tech’s oil-fueled rise, and which Group of Five team might crash the playoff. Then Neuheisel dives into Lincoln Riley’s number-swap trickery — calling it “legal but unethical” — before handing out Taco Time honors.

Mitch reconvenes the Seattle Kraken No-Table with RJ Eskanos and Dylan Travers of Emerald City Hockey for the team’s first check-in of the season. Despite a solid early record and a near-top Pacific Division standing, the panel wonders how sustainable it really is. RJ notes that the offense remains among the league’s weakest, while Dylan credits new head coach Lane Lambert for installing a defense-first system that maximizes effort and structure.

GUESTS

• Brady Henderson | Seahawks Insider, ESPN
• Jacson Bevens | Writer, Cigar Thoughts
• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Former Head Coach & Rose Bowl Champion
• RJ Eskanos | Co-Founder, Emerald City Hockey
• Dylan Travers | Analyst, Emerald City Hockey

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | From Mafia Mitch to Cher in Fresno — Episode 357 Starts with a Bang

14:40 | BEAT THE BOYS – Register at MitchUnfiltered.com

19:20 | From Lenny’s Legacy to Mr. Playoffs: Seahawks Roll to 7–2 and Dream of the NFC’s Top Seed

35:17 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table; Déjà Vu Defense: Two Scoop-and-Scores, a Surging Run Game, and Seattle’s NFC Statement Win

57:53 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel; Disaster in Madison, Trickery in L.A., and Oil-Money Football: Rick Neuheisel Dares to Dip

1:29:42 | GUEST: Kraken No-Table; Effort, Defense, and a Little Luck: Can the Kraken Keep Floating Above the Ice?

1:49:57 | Other Stuff Segment: Sydney Sweeney’s boyfriend “Scooter”, Mariners free agency (Josh Naylor, Eugenio Suárez, Mitch Garver, bullpen decisions), debate on re-signing Suárez vs. internal options, Matt Kalil divorce/CamSoda “offer” saga, USC’s Sam Huard fake-punt jersey trick, Mark Sanchez fired by FOX & replaced by Drew Brees, Erik Spoelstra house fire note, Antonio Brown arrest & attempted murder charges, Indiana volleyball assistant coach gambling infractions, Guardians pitchers betting scandal & “is everything rigged?” angst RIPs: Mia Hammond (21-year-old Washington women’s soccer goalkeeper), Paul Tagliabue (former NFL commissioner), Marshawn Kneeland (Cowboys DE, 24), Victor Conte (BALCO figure), Dick Cheney (former U.S. Vice President), Diane Ladd (Oscar-nominated actress) HEADLINES: Donald Trump “deny visas to fat people” bit, Dave Ramsey’s “15–20 houses for God” rant, Kim Kardashian underwear with built-in pubic hair, Matt Kalil “two Coke cans” closer gag

RUNDOWN

Is Mitch secretly a MOBSTER? The guys ride the high of a Seahawks blowout while fretting an Earnest Jones IV injury and torching D.C.’s awful turf, then rip through birthday/lore nuggets. An unforgettable World Series finish, seen through a Seattle lens—taking petty joy in Toronto’s collapse while admitting Game 7 (and the under-discussed, error-filled Game 6) will haunt Mariners fans for years. Then it’s all Seahawks: a near-perfect beatdown in D.C., vintage throwback uniforms, and why John Schneider should chase help at WR/OL/LB before the deadline.

Mitch, Brady, and Jacson break down Seattle’s 38–14 primetime rout of Washington — a game where both sides of the ball finally clicked. They discuss Sam Darnold’s near-perfect night (one of only four 97+ QBRs in the NFL this season — three belonging to him), Mike Macdonald’s astounding 11–1 road record, and the play-calling brilliance driving the offense.

Rick Neuheisel joins Mitch to break down a wild week in college football — from the bloated buyouts fueling a $160 million coaching carousel to Washington’s unlikely playoff path. The two dive into quarterback drama, “alma mater alimony,” and the rise of dual-threat sensation Demond Williams, before wrapping with Taco Time’s weekly honors — including a nod to Oklahoma’s kicker and his unforgettable Daisy Duke game-day look.
Christian Caple joins Mitch to assess the Huskies’ 6–2 season and the playoff math that could still put Washington in the 12-team field if they run the table. He breaks down the defense’s ability to hang with Oregon, the tricky stretch at UCLA, and how Jed Fish’s success could make him a hot-commodity coach with a star quarterback in tow.

GUESTS

• Brady Henderson | Seahawks Insider, ESPN
• Jacson Bevens | Writer, Cigar Thoughts
• Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Former Head Coach & Rose Bowl Champion
• Christian Caple | UW Football Insider, On Montlake

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | Mitch Gets Mistaken for a Mobster, Hotshot’s Arrest-Video Obsession, and a Giddy Seahawks Sunday

20:12 | BEAT THE BOYS – Register at MitchUnfiltered.com

27:48 | Mariners Heartbreak, Dodgers Relief, and a Seahawks Surge with Trade-Deadline Stakes

46:58 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table; Seahawks Dominate in D.C. — Darnold’s Surge, McDonald’s Mastery, and a 6–2 Statement

1:09:20 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel; on the Coaching Carousel, Playoff Chaos, and the Short Shorts Heard ‘Round the Nation

1:41:08 | GUEST: Christian Caple: on Washington’s Playoff Chances, Jed Fish’s Future, and the Rise of Demond Williams Jr.

2:04:56 | Other Stuff Segment: NFL 68-yard field goal record (JAX kicker Cam Little), NBA gambling/poker scandal (prop bets, x-ray glasses, star player tax lien), Pittsburgh radio host loses bet and gets nipple piercings, Scott Woodward’s AD buyout saga (Jimbo Fisher, Brian Kelly, LSU governor, Woodward payout), Robert Englund gets Hollywood Walk of Fame star (Freddy Krueger story), Adrian Peterson’s latest DWI and weapon arrest, Phil Mickelson insider-info case echoes 2016 SEC probe, RIPs: Bob Trumpy — Bengals TE/longtime NBC broadcaster (80), Carol Davis — Raiders co-owner, widow of Al Davis (93), Yoervis Medina — former Mariners/Cubs pitcher (37), Nick Mangold — former Jets center (41), Ace Frehley — original KISS guitarist, Dwayne Roberts — inventor of the frozen burrito (88), HEADLINEs: Breathing through our butts proven safe — Mitch Levy’s been talking out his ass for years, GQ says “Nut Maxers” aim for maximum output — I was hoping it was a candy bar, MSN reports boob jobs are shrinking — so no more inflation, Detroit cop appears pantless in court — didn’t stand up well, Customers sue On shoes for squeaks — my mom should’ve sued my dad first.